Q. Do I have to be a member to get in?
A. No! For Club Subversion and Subversion Noir you do NOT have to be a member – everyone (as long as you are dressed in fetish gear) is welcome. We do suggest that first time fetish clubbers go to Club Subversion first.
Q. Do I have to bring ID?
A. For Club Subversion there is a condition on the venue license that if any person that looks younger than 25 they must have positive ID. i.e. Driving license or Passport to prove they are 18+ If you look under 21 then be sensible and bring your ID!
Q. I lost something at Subversion – who do I contact?
A. Most things that are lost at Subversion turn up – or call us on 07746 418276
Q. I am a single male. Will I get in and am I welcome?
A. For Club Subversion as long as you are in dresscode and are polite and respectful….NO WANKING is allowed. Although we have resident Mistresses and subs, do not expect anyone to play. They are volunteering their time. If you want a Mistress to guarantee you play we suggest you hire a professional. For Subversion Noir single males are allowed but we expect guests at this party to be experienced and well versed in the etiquette and respectful play rules that regular Subversion guests know and love. Again, if you want a Mistress or Master to guarantee you play we suggest you hire a professional.
Q. I ordered my tickets and they have not arrived. What now?
A. All tickets are electronic and sent to you via email which you should print out and bring with you or sent to your mobile phone. If you can’t find your tickets click HERE to go to the ticketscript site where you can simply put in your email address and have them re-sent to your email inbox
Q. What shows up on my statement when I buy tickets over the internet?
A. Online orders will show up as Ticketscript.
Q. Do you have a dresscode?
A. Yes and we are strict on the dresscode for Club Subversion and Subversion Noir; we find that if everyone makes the effort it makes for a better atmosphere. No Fetish clothing will mean you will be turned away at the door and if you manage to get in there are no refunds if you are challenged about dresscode and asked to leave. All black cotton is not acceptable for Club Subversion or Subversion Noir. Club Subversion is a more fun dress up event and we love you to get creative as long as its not a bog standard ‘fancy dress’ outfit (keep it kinky) – if you are in doubt email a picture of yourself in the outfit (email@example.com). For Subversion Noir we expect you to know what a fetish dresscode is. Period.
Q. Is there parking nearby?
A. Yes –but its limited…. there is some free parking in the area around the club but do check signs carefully. Both venues are in Vauxhall where the tubes run 24/7 at the weekends so we advise you leave the car at home!
Q. Is the venue wheelchair friendly?
A. There is access at Club Subversion & Subversion Noir however the split levels and maze of corridors mean movement around the venue is limited, especially for the larger or electric wheelchairs.
Q. Can I get changed at the venue?
Q.Is there a cloakroom?
A. Yes there is a secure cloakroom at Club Subversion and Subversion Noir
Q. Can I have sex at Club Subversion or Subversion Noir?
A. We have a dedicated ‘couples room’ at Subversion Noir which has gloves, condoms and wipes for safe sexual activity. Please read the if you are planning on making use it. Of cousrse sometimes things get hot and heavy on the equipment which at Noir is ok as long as you are respectful of others and clean up/wipe the benches down etc after you have finished playing. We wish to keep both events as they are billed; FETISH club – so if your primary goal/intention is just fucking then go to a swinging club. Club Subversion is more dress up, dance and play with the play being lighter than Noir. Again, although we understand things get hot and steamy sometimes we tend to discourage sex in the play areas…..kinky play is encouraged but we tend to think its more fun to tease, play and flirt & then go home to fuck than going straight for the money shot
Q. I have a question that is not answered here. What do I do?
A. Give us a call on 07746 418276 or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org – Do not expect an answer if you call or email just as a club night is setting up or opening. Make sure you read the First Time Tips and the Rules & Etiquette before calling as your questions may be answered there!
Please note –Club Subversion and Subversion Noir reserves the right to refuse admission for any reason. There is an enforced fetish dress code. If you are found not to adhere to the dress code you will be asked to leave. Ticket sales are full and final. No refund will be given if admission is refused on the door or if you are asked to leave. Club Subversion and Subversion Noir reserves the right to change the venue, date and time of any event. Absolutely NO cameras or phone cameras allowed without an official photopass. Over 18s only…if you look young then bring ID!!!